Sheila and I used to party like it's 1999 (and any other year). We started in 1983 to be precise although we met the year before that. Ah, so many stories. Let's put on some music (any requests?) and have a drink. Who wants a Tequila Slammer?
I'm sure Sheila would like one. If she was here. She'd probably like two. Then again, maybe she's gone off them. I mean there was that run-in with the Law way back when. Hang on, lemme pour us all another shot first. Ready? Down the hatch. Mmmm *cough* okay, sooo one night Seela n I went to n ope-ning ovva bar n when we got... Er, where's Miz Lizzi gone? Cun summon go n get her, please. Thankss. Okay, less havva Tequila n I'll finishh story... Uh, who did thisss to the cat?
*sound of someone arriving and opening the front door*
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Hi Nash,
LMAO! What a wonderful idea you had throwing a party at Sheila’s whilst she’s hither and yon. I’d be honored to join you and hear some juicy tales about the two of you in 1983, throwing back the Tequila Slammers and painting Melbourne red. Maybe Sheila’s returned to her “old ways” and doesn’t want you to know about it. Okay, you were talking about the time you and Sheila went to the opening of a bar and you got…..what? Inquiring minds need to know!! Uh, that puthycat looks pithed off…what’d you do to it? You might consider putting him outside before he destroys the furniture.
Do you want a slug of Tokay? There’s a big hairy caterpillar in it, as per your request. I also brought along some aspirin, which you’re probably going to need tomorrow morning. Why don’t we have some Tequila Sunrises and you can tell me ALL about Sheila…
This is very, very funny! How clever of you to try to draw Sheila out of hiding (or whatever she’s up to) by gently threatening to tell “tales”. Let’s hope it works.
What'd I do to the cat?? You're the one who mysteriously disappeared for a moment! Ha!
Hi Nash,
Oops! Maybe it discovered the “catnip” in my handbag and is stoned. Do you think Sheila’s got anything around here for a cat with a case of the munchies to nibble on? Would you care for a hit of “catnip”?
Hi Miss Litzi,
Would I care for a hit of "catnip"? Yes please!
And here are the cat biscuits for the kitty with the munchies... Mmm these taste good
Hi Nash,
OMG! You’re going to have “tuna breath”! I hope you don’t start scratching in the litter box…
Many years ago I mistakenly rolled catnip numbers, thinking it was the real stuff. After a few hits, it started to smell a bit odd and I wondered why it wasn’t having the desired effect. At the time I had two cats (which explains the loose catnip lying around) who were totally enjoying my blunder. So, we should be careful what we light up. This pithed off puthycat doesn’t look like it’d take a joke too well.
Is this a blog-jacking?
teeth whitening
Ooooh! I think there's an intruder at Sheila's.
Well I'd love to say "Look what the cat dragged in", but I'm not sure who's to blame...
Hi Nash,
Obviously someone left the door open and unbeknownst to us in interloper sauntered in to case the joint. Do you think we can blame in on the cat?
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