New Post On Its Way!

Hellooooo?

That's funny, I thought Sheila would be back from her holiday by now. Hmmm, hope she doesn't mind me wandering in like this. Too bad really. She shouldn't leave the back door unlocked. Okay, who wants to party? You're all welcome, so c'mon in! My name's Nash n I'll be your host.

Sheila and I used to party like it's 1999 (and any other year). We started in 1983 to be precise although we met the year before that. Ah, so many stories. Let's put on some music (any requests?) and have a drink. Who wants a Tequila Slammer?

I'm sure Sheila would like one. If she was here. She'd probably like two. Then again, maybe she's gone off them. I mean there was that run-in with the Law way back when. Hang on, lemme pour us all another shot first. Ready? Down the hatch. Mmmm *cough* okay, sooo one night Seela n I went to n ope-ning ovva bar n when we got... Er, where's Miz Lizzi gone? Cun summon go n get her, please. Thankss. Okay, less havva Tequila n I'll finishh story... Uh, who did thisss to the cat?









*sound of someone arriving and opening the front door*

When in the Hell is Sheila Coming Back?

Greetings earthlings,
Like a lot of you I've been wondering when Sheila will return from her holiday. I know she's out there somewhere because she recently did a guest post on my blog (drift) and now I'm here to return the favour...

Sheila and I love to play the 6 Degrees of Separation game so with this in mind I planned to write something about her connection to some of the people she writes about here at My Arms Fold Back. What I was really hoping for was a connection to Anna Nicole-Smith through Zsa Zsa Gabor. Sadly I couldn't make the connection in 6 steps. The best I could manage was 7:

Sheila knows Nash who knew (the late actor) Les Foxcroft who worked with Barry Humphries (aka Dame Edna) who knows Zsa Zsa who's married to Prince Frederic Van Anhalt who claims to have impregnated ANS. Close, but not close enough. Oh well, it was worth a try.

Here's another, more successful, attempt:

Sheila knows Nash who knows Deborra-lee Furness who knows Nicole Kidman who was once married to Tom Cruise who's now married to Katie Holmes. Arghh, it's a creepy TomKat connection! I'm sure Sheila's delighted...